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A man walks out of the elevator, into the lobby of the apartment building where Sofia Vergara lives. Tall, handsome, relaxed, dressed in workout clothes. All-American guy. I'm just walking in, about to buzz up. Turns out it's her boyfriend, Nick.
He's a very friendly guy, Nick, and he stops to chat. The more you talk to Nick, the more you like him. A smile spreads across Nick's face.
He's no fool. He waves goodbye and is out the front door in two seconds flat. This is not a magazine story. This is a public-service announcement. Roughly thirteen million people watch Sofia Vergara on Modern Family every week playing Gloria, the gorgeous, caring, opinionated, loud, and much-younger wife of Jay, played by Ed O'Neill.
It's the best show on TV. You figure a lot of the men watching Sofia are single. Many have fallen in love with her β her Colombian curves, her perfect comedic timing, her accent. Unfortunately for them, they will never be with Sofia Vergara.
Somehow, Sofia is nearly forty years old. She has a twenty-year-old son, and she has all-American Nick. So it figures that at least some of these single men in love with the Sofia Vergara they see on television will go looking for their own Sofia.